Total Medals Earned: 629 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,680 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
break a crate
hit a worker
unlock the classic hammer (finish level 3)
mr. duras assigned joe to a new location (finish level 11)
beat the gang of thieves (finish level 15)
joe is above the law (finish level 20)
you cant be real (finish level 9 without a keyboard)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Get a Game Over.
Beat Level 10.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat half the game!
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
Get to Level 2
Build a level in the editor
Reach level 18
Reach level 40!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/125 points)
Start to be Game and Adventures.
That it's Shopping Time!
Buy Weapon
No Buying Weapon
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Nice one!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)