Total Medals Earned: 618 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,380 Points
Medals Earned: 3/32 (15/405 points)
Medals Earned: 2/30 (35/445 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/60 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Open the tenth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
break a crate
hit a worker
unlock the classic hammer (finish level 3)
mr. duras assigned breaker to a new location (finish level 11)
beat the gang of thieves (finish level 15)
breaker is above the law (finish level 20)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Get a Game Over.
Beat Level 10.
Beat the first level!
Beat half the game!
Beat the Game!
Get to Level 2
Build a level in the editor
Reach level 18
Reach level 40!
